Sky child
a good evolution
Deku and todorokis friendship is so funny to me like imagine this guy who’s maybe said 5 words all year comes up to you, says he’s gonna kick your fucking ass, accuses you of being somebodies illegitimate child, unloads all his super personal childhood trauma and daddy issues on you, all in like the span of an hour, so then you break your fucking bones to beat some common sense into him. And it works.
And then he help you in a fight with a fucking serial killer
It’s not just “then he helps you fight a fucking serial killer”.
Oh no.
He leaves a confirmed battle he was instructed to engage in, and his asshole of a father who he knows will be fucking pissed, based on a vague location text from you and a hunch. And he does it without thinking twice. And THEN he helps you fight a fucking serial killer.
AND THEN you have to stop him from squaring up against the chief of fucking police because he’s 10000% ready to fight the entire justice system at the drop of a hat
also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people
thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check
ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop
tumblr is crazy bc white ppl will come on here and be like “a black person made fun of me when I was 10 which indirectly caused my body dysmorphic disorder and now 15 years later I’m still triggered by brown people but I’m not racist I swear. also if I get hate for this my anxiety will flare up and I’ll have a panic attack so please don’t”
Reddit: I hate black people
4chan: I hate black people
Tumblr: I hh,,,at e bl “ack pe,,ople bbut it’s m’y co,,,,,ping mech,,,anism pl””,ease d,on’t se,,nd m,,e hate hhhhh
Lmaoooooooooooooooooo
me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it’s fine i’ve had worse
Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level
Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?
designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.
manager: Cool! So what’s it called?
designer: The boss.
manager:
manager: why’s it called that
if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out
I kind of love the idea of Al being super sweet and innocent, but with the WORST potty mouth.
“I think we should try to bring mom back” is the funniest outtake of all time.
“Now will you please put on a fucking shirt”
